Apr. 5th, 2010

I approve of this

Jan. 26th, 2010

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Whatever you guys do, do not open the large black box we just brough in. Took us forever to get those bugbears in it. They're not deadly but they are really annoying. Remind me again why we don't shoot them on sight?

If you still want to open it, have fun. But you're on your own putting them back.

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I need a nap.

Jan. 3rd, 2010

Now this is better. Not my real age yet but old enough to drink and smoke... legally at least. It will do.

Anyone needs me I'll be at the nearest bar.


[Filter: Molly Hayes]

Please pick up your mutt. It's drooling all over my carpet. I already fed it.

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Oct. 18th, 2009

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Had an interesting couple days. Somebody thought trying to sneak in a small Kappa into the country would be an excellent idea. The Kappa turned out to be a lot more civilized and a less gun crazy than the smuggler too.

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Completely unrelated, but if anyone is thinking about going to New york via train, be warned that one of the men's bathrooms at Grand Central is closed for minor repairs and the lines will be long. Why are there only two men's bathrooms in that big place anyway?


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You'd think that after the way everything went down, the last Red Dragons scattered out there would think twice about an ambush in a men's bathroom. Maybe they'll think twice about it after getting pummeled and handcuffed to a broken sink. Maybe. Shit, just go join another syndicate or get a job!

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Sep. 29th, 2009

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Found a pack of candy cigarettes on my desk. Either someone around here does like me or they're poisoned. Guess I'll find out if it's the latter soon enough.

Much better present than the stuff I still got in my car. Why would Miles think I'd want those?
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Anyone here a Red Sox fan? I got a bunch of crap a cap and a jersey someone bought at a recent game and somehow thought I'd appreciate. Just thought I'd ask before throwing them away.

Sep. 8th, 2009

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I cannot stress enough how much I hate kids and animals.

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[Filter: Molly Hayes]

Your dog just ate an entire carton of cigarettes I had on my desk. Again. Please remind me why I shouldn't shoot it?

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Aug. 10th, 2009

Yo

[filter: private]
This doesn't look so bad. At least I get to have the Swordfish out instead of in storage. And there's food and money for cigarettes nevermind all those nonsmoking signs around.
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[filter: all personnel]
I guess I should get the introduction part out of the way or so I've been told. The name's Spike Spiegel and I'll be working as a field agent.
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Spike Spiegel for [info]bureau

No black and white in blue. )
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